Embarrassing Moment for you - Friend - So how is your work at ICICI? You - I don't work at ICICI. I work at SEBI. F - SEBI? Y - Securities & Exchanges Board of India F - Oh, ok. So what do you do? Procure security equipment? Embarrassing Moment for your friend - Y - Dude, "securities" is related to stocks and shares. More embarrassment for your friend - You tell Viraj, Aditya & Nikhil about this. Result - A joke which will be told and retold and retold till it becomes a part of our "friendly" folklore :)