Life Reloaded!!!

This has to be the best of the three Dork books(“DORK: The Incredible Adventures of Robin ‘Einstein' Varghese”, “God Save The Dork” & “Who Let The Dork Out?”). It has been wonderful reading experience for past one week. I am sure people around me (at home, in train, in office bus) might have felt, why this fellow is smiling so much while reading this book :) The BBC journo episode, first meeting with Colonel, Sivaji statue fiasco, Tihar jail’s special room, Gym sessions – all were super comedy entries in Robin “Einstein” Varghese's Diary. It will be worth reading it again some time soon. Some of my favorite quotes/lines from the book are as follows - When the going gets tough, the Einstein has already finished going! Women are the easiest things in the world to handle provided you don’t have any self-respect. This is not Europe where people say, “You fool me once shame on you, you fool me twice shame on me.” In India, “you fool me once, I fuck you m****.” The room was...

We had gone for a picnic last weekend. It was an all boys trip (as usual). But this time, the difference was that this time around we had a friend who is in a relationship with another of our school friend. After we reached the SBI holiday home, we found that it was amazing and beyond out expectations (especially since we had paid just Rs. 30 as rent). So probably, Susmit must have told his GF about this and she would have asked if she can join us with few other girls from our class. So Susmit asked us the following question. Just before this Viraj and I commented that we would have Lavani when we have Aditya's bachelor party. Nik got confused with the 2 contexts, but the way he asked counter question to Susmit was amazing- सुस्मित: अरे, मुलींना बोलवायचं का? निखिल: काय? सुस्मित: अरे, मुली!! मुलीना बोलवायचं का? पिकनीकला? निखिल:"मुली" हे तू सामान्य नाम म्हणून वापरलं की विशेषनाम म्हणून? A big laughter followed by Anand and I shaking hands with Nik!!!

One of the best jokes on आवरा... ! नवरा बायकोचा कडाक्याने वादविवाद चालू होता ... शेवटी तिने त्याला स्पष्ट विचारले... . . . .   . तुला जिंकायचंय ....कि आनंदात राहायचंय ?

I am not sure how many people would be able to really feel the humour involve in this situation but when it happened we felt as if it was a scene from FRIENDS. Today Aditya, Viraj and I met at our usual place - Marine Drive Katta. While discussing various subjects, we came to a topic about who is mature among us. Viraj and I thought that Aditya was the most mature guy among us, but somehow Aditya was not convinced. He thought we were making fun of him. While walking back towards the bus stop, Viraj saw an umbrella in Aditya's hands and commentet, "बघ, पावसाळ्याचे दिवस आहेत, पण आपल्यात तूच एकटा आहेस जो छत्री आणण्याइतका mature आहे". Aditya started laughing after hearing this. It was my umbrella :)

Read in an email - Historians claim that the genius who could have discovered the Gravity before Newton, unfortunately sat under a coconut tree...!

Background - I am pretty bad cheater when it comes to the game of Cricket. We were discussing about Ricky Ponting at Aditya's home; I was taking Ponting's side. Following is the version I was able to recollect - Me: He was a one of the greatest players in Cricket. Nik: No. He was a great batsman, but he wasn't a good player. Me: Ka? Nik: Tyachya kade sportsmanship spirit navhati. Me: Sportsmanship? Kay garaj ahe sportsmanshipchi? (What I meant was sportsmanship doesn't really matter) Viraj: (With reference to my "Background") Ho, te tula nahi kalnar (Big laughter)

Sent by Pratik D. - Essay- "Maza awadta kida- Gogalgaay" - gogalgaay mdhe google ani gaay donhi naste bt mahiti nai tila gogalgaay ka mhantat..Google computer var kahitari khup fast aste.(ase teacher ne sangitle hote)Ani gaay jaminivar medium fast.Bt gogalgaay khup slow.Ti jatana khali chikkat fevicol sodte mhanun tichi body chipakate n tichi speed slow hote..Mazi aajji pan khup slow chalte pan ti fevicol sodat nai..Gaay dudh dete pan gogalgaay fevicol dete. Gogalgaay la english mdhe snail mhantat.Amchya class chya SNEHAL la me snail asa chidavle.Tine mazi techr la complain kli..Mhanun mala muli avdat nai..Muli khup chalu astat asa dada mhanto..Dada nehmi mobile la chipaklela asto asa aai mhante..Gogalgaay chya pathivar shankh chipaklela asto..Ti roj shankhat zopte(Me kdhi kdhi shalet zopto) Shankh far sundar aste..Tya mule gogalguy mast diste. POND'S powder lawlyavr mi pan mast disto. Gogalgaay mala khup avdate! :-)

This was shared by my friend on FB - Sachin's statement - "I was still only changing out of my sweaty clothes and taking a shower and was shocked to see the whole team back in the dressing room showering too!"

One of my classmate's FB status after Business Law grades were announced (most people got "B") "Law is equal for all and so are the grades..."

I got the following post as an email forward from Nik. Whoever is the author of the post, has a great sense of humor. Do read it till the end! कशी मुलगी पाहिजे ? तसा फारच सोपा वाटणारा प्रश्न आहे. उत्तर तितकंच अवघड. हा प्रश्न आम्हाला कोण विचारतं , कधी विचारतं त्यावर आमचं उत्तर अवलंबुन असतं. म्हणजे आईनी रविवारी दुपारी मस्त आम्रस-पुरीचं जेवण झाल्यावर विचारलं की आमचं उत्तर असतं , "असंच मे महिन्यात रविवारी दुपारी आम्रस-पुरी जेवायला घालणारी मुलगी पाहिजे." पण जरा serious उत्तर द्यायचं झालं , तर आईला दाखवायला घरी घेऊन जाण्यासारखी ideal पोरगी जशी असते - शांत , सोज्वळ ("सोज्वळ" अशा पोरी आणि पोरं आता अस्तित्वातच नसतात) , सगळ्यांशी मिळुन-मिसळुन राहणारी , घरातलं आणि बाहेरचं उत्तमरित्या सांभाळणारी , घरातल्या थोरल्यांचा मान राखणारी , लहानांचे लाड पुरवणारी , सणासुदीला उत्साहानी पुढाकार घेणारी , ई. हे सर्वोत्तम उत्तर असतं. थोडक्यात म्हणजे काय , ही मुलगी म्हणजे ' बायको कॅटेगरी '! जवळच्या नातेवाईकांनी विचारलं की तेव्हा थोड्याफार फरकानी आईला दिल...

काही दिवसांपूर्वी सुस्मित आणि आदित्य दोघे सुस्मित्च्या बाईकवरून घरी जात होते. सुस्मितला हल्ली थोडे लांबच कमी दिसतं असं त्याच म्हणनं आहे. म्हणून जेव्हा त्यने सिग्नलला बाईक थांबवली, सुस्मित: अरे आदित्य, तुला समोरचा तो सिग्नल दिसतोय का? मला थोडा धुरकट दिसतोय. आदित्य: हो का? (सिग्नल कडे पाहून) हो रे मला पण धुरकट दिसतोय. सुस्मित (सुटकेचा सुस्कारा टाकत): बरे झाले. तुला पण सेम दिसत आहे. मला वाटलं कि मला चष्मा लागला कि काय!!! आदित्य: अरे पण मला चष्मा आहे!!!!

२ आठवड्यांपूर्वी मी माझ्या मित्रांना गवालिया टंकला भेटलो होतो, त्या वेळीचे हे संभाषण… मित्र १: अरे त्यादिवशी आपल्या मध्ये क्ष गोष्ट ठरली होती ना. सिध्देश तुला माहित नव्हत काय? सिध्देश: (प्रश्नार्थक चेहरा ठेवण्यचा प्रयत्नात) नाही रे… मित्र २: माहित आहे रे त्याला, acting करत आहे तो सिध्देश: ही काय फालतुगिरी आहे? तूच तर मला म्हणाला कि १ ला सांगू नकोस की तू मला हे सांगितल आहेस. मित्र २: अरे हो पण नंतर मी सांगितलं त्याला कि तुला माहित आहे जे आम्हा दोघांना माहित आहे मित्र १: पण मला त्याच्या आधी माहित होते कि सिध्देशला माहित आहे. तोच मला म्हणाला होता. सिध्देश: मी कधी म्हणालो? मित्र १: त्या दिवशी, blah blah सिध्देश: ohh, त्या वेळी!!! पण मला तर blah blah अस सांगायचा होतं तुला. तू काही भलताच अर्थ घेतलास. मित्र १: हो आणि मला वाटल कि तुला सर्व माहित आहे. सिध्देश: (नेहमीपेक्षा जरा जास्त confused होउन) अरे हो पण मला माहित नव्हतं की तुला माहीत आहे कि मला माहित आहे तुमच्याबद्दल….. (Now totally lost in what he said) (हशा)….

12:49 AM me : yea u said tht in the blog   but   what is JLT? 12:50 AM Vishwajeet : just like tht   me : k   never heard tht before 12:51 AM Vishwajeet : tu hopless ahes   :P   me : tyat kai   tula JIT mahit ahe? 12:52 AM Vishwajeet : just in time   me : k tht was an easy one   Vishwajeet : haha :P

Now, that’s really funny. Kudos Ajgaonkar!!!!

Kiran told us an amazing joke  last week. I have made one change and put it here. Enjoy. :) एक कीडा एक किडिला लाडात म्हणतो, "चल कीडे करुया." किडिन म्हणते, "शी किती कीडे आहेत तुज्या अंगात" कीडा म्हणतो, " अगं, I was just kidding".

siddhesh@test-db:~> sudo kill -9 3672 We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:     #1) Respect the privacy of others.     #2) Think before you type.     #3) With great power comes great responsibility. root's password:

This incident happened during my SSC. I think it was our first semester exam and as usual the first 25 odd boys were in the same class. As I remember Varun used to sit next to Swapnil during that exam. Baraskar Sir was the invigilator for the exam. Also, one more fact, we had 2 girls in our class with the same name “ Swati Mane ”(I know Viraj must be saying, Shivaji and Pundalik ;)). So we were writing paper, and as usual Varun wanted to know answer of some question from Swapnil . I guess since Swapnil was trying to show the answer but was also afraid Baraskar Sir who was also our class teacher for SSC might catch him. So Varun had to lean backwards a little to read answer. Baraskar Sir saw him and… Baraskar Sir: Kai re tujhya manela kai zale? (What happened to your neck) Varun: Mazi “Mane”? The whole class erupted in laughter. (In other words, “ Ani asa mhatalyavar sagale hasale ”)

Susmit had called me in the afternoon. We were discussing the need that my school group should meet regularly. I some how came said the following statement and.. I: Arey Dnyanesh tar kai benchvarach ahe. Susmit: Ho. To benchvar ahe ani apan chairvar asato :D

Following is a thread on our friends' googlegroup "ekapekshaek": Nik: hey guys what do u think are 3 major mistakes of your life? I'll tell you mine after some replies. Me: I never expose myself:P Nik: lagna zalyavar asa nako mhanus ki 'i never expose myself' nahitar problem hotil

http://www.time.com/time/specials/2008/top10/article/0,30583,1855948_1855957_1862039,00.html