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The Longest SMS I have Ever Received ( and Funniest Too)!

Sent by Pratik D. -

Essay- "Maza awadta kida- Gogalgaay" - gogalgaay mdhe google ani gaay donhi naste bt mahiti nai tila gogalgaay ka mhantat..Google computer var kahitari khup fast aste.(ase teacher ne sangitle hote)Ani gaay jaminivar medium fast.Bt gogalgaay khup slow.Ti jatana khali chikkat fevicol sodte mhanun tichi body chipakate n tichi speed slow hote..Mazi aajji pan khup slow chalte pan ti fevicol sodat nai..Gaay dudh dete pan gogalgaay fevicol dete. Gogalgaay la english mdhe snail mhantat.Amchya class chya SNEHAL la me snail asa chidavle.Tine mazi techr la complain kli..Mhanun mala muli avdat nai..Muli khup chalu astat asa dada mhanto..Dada nehmi mobile la chipaklela asto asa aai mhante..Gogalgaay chya pathivar shankh chipaklela asto..Ti roj shankhat zopte(Me kdhi kdhi shalet zopto) Shankh far sundar aste..Tya mule gogalguy mast diste. POND'S powder lawlyavr mi pan mast disto. Gogalgaay mala khup avdate! :-)
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